In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that the poor have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of the poor without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against the poor and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Enoch Powell speaking in support of our campaign said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

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